Fat Sucking Machine

I want one!  I'm not talking about liposuction either.  I'm talking about a fat sucking machine that will be quite handy for you to hold and just place it against your body and turn the button on and it just SUCKS the fat out...somehow!  What?  You mean to tell me that machine cannot be invented?  Why, it would be the most marvelous of inventions and would make a lot of money...for the person who invented it!


It would have to have some caveats....we (and yes I plan to use it) would have to be able to utilize it in a safe and secure manner.  It will post no danger to the person who uses it and will not have any, ANY side-effects!

Can you imagine how many svelte people there would be out there?! Why there would be no more fat people in the world!  We could each have our ideal body image!  Note that I said, "our" that means, "your own" body and what you want it to look like.  Then again, that could be disastrous for those people who have body dis morphia!  So, in that case, the machine would have to be prescribed by your doctor, and you would have to complete a psychological survey in order to get it!  Then again....that might lead to other things!

Sigh~..no more thinking..we're over-thinking this and it's so simple!  Someone just invent it and we'll all be the happier for it!




The coolest of links for pics like the one I posted in this article: http://www.clipartof.com/portfolio/djart/illustration/an-intelligent-monkey-gazing-at-a-human-skull-in-his-hand-while-sitting-on-a-pile-of-books-a-parody-of-hugo-rheinholds-philosophizing-ape-sculpture-that-was-created-in-1892-19367.html